“All Dudes Learned How to Dress and It Sucks” by Mark HK Choi on the Awl’s new site the Hairpin should be up for some 90swomanest award for hypersexualized fashion writing. She makes the observation that suddenly in New York men are all dressing really well and “that is fucking my game up major.”
She writes: Seriously, there must have been some clandestine colloquium workshop situation where all the dudes in all the land shucked to skivvies and got sized for their perfect pair of Uniqlo jeans and nobody said “no homo,” not even one time, because, Hi, y’all all look fantastic FUCK YOU.
Read the whole thing here. It is written in that super-smart-ditz voice that goes from ALL CAPS to secret whisper to OMGOMG to to the shrewd use of words like “murderer-y” and is the way girls talk to each other when they find themselves shocked by their own erotic responsiveness to quickstrike high-tops.